It’s back-to-school season. I know this because I have a raging case of hay fever that has flared up at this time of year every year since Laugh In was still on the air. The nuns at my elementary school had no choice but to conclude I was stoned when I showed up on the […]
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Car Mom
How to become the go to car buyer in the family.
My Sea Monkeys Teacher
If you call me, I won’t answer. You can try to reach me on my cell or on our ancient landline. But I won’t answer. I use my cell phone for everything from watching exercise videos to playing word games. It’s my camera and my map of the world. The thing monitors my heart and […]
Lessons from Erma Bombeck and a Half Bath
This month I undertook the renovation of my powder room. I’ve learned so much about the key to a happy life, as a result. It’s called the powder room because in the 18th century, no one wanted to think about women using a bathroom for bodily functions. Society and in later centuries, real estate agents agreed […]
In Fear of a Queer Eye Makeover
WE LOVE Queer Eye. But we’ve vowed never to nominate each other for a makeover. Read about WHY here. OR of course watch the current episode of The Middle Ages!
Laundry Room Envy
Read the Column here!